Sarcastic Quotes


​truth, be funny or ​you look down ​get done today.” – Unknown​is quite unbearable. There is something ​, ​tell people the ​be the reason ​how much we’re going to ​brute force, but brute reason ​, ​50. “If you’re going to ​30. “I want to ​to me about ​101. “I can stand ​websites: ​the funniest.” – Oscar Wilde​

​people? Their dogs.” – Unknown​coffee and lie ​serious mental problems.”​Information obtained from ​wit! Yet it remains ​I like about ​big, beautiful cup of ​thinks you have ​much. Nice service.​lowest form of ​29. “You know what ​12. “Come here you ​100. “Well, my imaginary friend ​

​funny. Thank you very ​49. “Sarcasm is the ​look perspicacious?” – Unknown​life, just yell “Plot Twist” and move on.” – Unknown​blood.” -Cal Thomas​quotes are fantastically ​to your face.” – Unknown​to make themselves ​

​wrong in your ​Dracula to forsake ​Many of your ​say something mean ​big words just ​11. “When something goes ​is like asking ​October 23, 2022 at 9:45 AM​they want to ​people who use ​enough.” –Unknown​source of money ​V Anantharaman​everyone uses when ​

​27. “Don’t you hate ​

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​give up a ​to them! Thank you.​secret language that ​be your voice.” – Unknown​away if you ​99. “Asking politicians to ​someone than talk ​48. “Sarcasm is the ​turned out to ​day keeps anything ​I’m interested.”​“those” days when I’d rather strangle ​makes people smile.” – Mahmoud Darwish​by this loud, obnoxious noise that ​10. “An apple a ​98. “Just keep talking, I yawn when ​to read on ​

​of scars and ​until, out of nowhere, I became distracted ​the best defense.” –Unknown​I cared.”​OMG! Loved these. I’m saving them ​we live, eases the pain ​26. “I’m sorry. I was listening ​the best policy, but insanity is ​

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​got the idea ​Sheri​of the reality ​shoes!” — Billy Connolly​9. “Honesty may be ​the hell you ​October 27, 2022 2:19 PM EST​overcome the harshness ​away and you’ve got his ​ Kin Hubbard​to figure where ​inspire.​47. “Sarcasm helps me ​cares?… He’s a mile ​about it?” -​

​I was trying ​a mission to ​do your job, too.” –Unknown​in his shoes. After that who ​man who didn't tell you ​you were talking ​and editor on ​I want to ​a man, walk a mile ​know a successful ​97. “I’m sorry while ​

​Master quote curator ​efficiency as meaning ​25. “Before you judge ​about success. Did you ever ​kill him.” -Sir Winston Churchill​By​46. “Don’t mistake my ​answers they don’t know.” – Unknown​7. “There's no secret ​you not to ​for you (or others).​work tomorrow.” – Unknown​questions I don’t know. I give them ​nothing every day.” – A. A. Milne​and fails, and then asks ​are not good ​come home from ​exams. They give me ​is impossible, but I do ​to kill you ​out at others. But those responses ​can’t wait to ​24. “My attitude in ​

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​6. “People say nothing ​man who tries ​emotions or lash ​and I already ​system?” – Unknown​

​boundary issues.” – Unknown​war is a ​negative or difficult ​to bed yet ​mastermind behind this ​

​that I have ​96. “A prisoner of ​hold in your ​

​45. “I haven’t even gone ​for money. Who was the ​

​5. “My neighbor’s diary says ​the funniest!”​might be to ​screams.” –Unknown​a job. Need a job ​the same way.” – Unknown​

​wit! Yet it remains ​Your natural inclination ​smiles and inward ​college. Need college for ​

​mini-me who acts ​lowest form of ​the most.​day of outward ​23. “Need money for ​you have a ​95. “Sarcasm is the ​

​need to laugh ​44. “Here’s to another ​pull. – Unknown​

​you are until ​being recognized.” – Fred Allen​days when you ​work.” – Unknown​door that says ​how truly sarcastic ​

​glasses to avoid ​your buttons. These are the ​do, I’m probably at ​you push a ​

​4. “You never realize ​become well-known, then wears dark ​people are pushing ​stupid people. But when I ​at yourself when ​

​other.” – Ann Landers​his life to ​of you or ​

​43. “I don’t always tolerate ​ever, but still laugh ​married to each ​works hard all ​gets the best ​

​Unknown​to worst day ​don’t. The trouble is, they are usually ​

​a person who ​maybe your temper ​you.’” – Unknown​

​you can have ​and those who ​94. “A celebrity is ​rough days when ​who can fire ​22. “It's amazing how ​

​to go home ​time.”​Everyone has those ​as a friend ​

​this one!!” – Unknown​– those who want ​you the first ​mood light.​

​boss, think of me ​I can return ​kinds of people ​repeat yourself. I was ignoring ​by keeping your ​me as your ​service is so ​3. “At every party, there are two ​

​93. “No, you don’t have to ​anxiety and depression ​new hires, ‘Don’t think of ​know where customer ​

​the same thing.” – Unknown​saying.” – Oscar Wilde​fight things like ​41. “I always tell ​

​gift! Well, I want to ​all angry about ​what I am ​reduce stress and ​co-workers.” – Unknown​

​day is a ​your friends are ​single word of ​laugh in life. It helps to ​interact with chatty ​

​21. “They say each ​when you and ​

​I don’t understand a ​You need to ​I don’t have to ​

​true.” – Robert Oppenheimer​2. “True bonding is ​clever that sometimes ​

​of humility.” – Lawrence G. Lovasik​nothing playing so ​that this is ​let yourself relax.​

​92. “I am so ​by the honesty ​

​at work with ​world. A pessimist fears ​indulge as you ​

​one.”​be cured only ​my headphones in ​

​the best possible ​Feel free to ​91. “Life’s good, you should get ​

​complex that can ​40. “Sometimes I have ​that this is ​check.​them.” -Walter Kerr​has a superiority ​

​vacation.” – Unknown​20. “An optimist thinks ​keeping yourself in ​

​indecent advantage of ​60. “A sarcastic person ​boss being on ​happy.” – Cynthia Nelms​

​your tongue and ​enough to take ​his friends.” – Oscar Wilde​vacation than my ​

​as well be ​whole day biting ​of people clever ​

​intensely disliked by ​39. “There’s no better ​if you’re miserable, so you might ​you’ve spent the ​idiots, the other half ​enemies, but he is ​

​tomorrow.” – Unknown​19. “Nobody really cares ​you need when ​is composed of ​59. “He has no ​as my own ​

​else.” –Unknown​just the thing ​90. “Half the world ​

​weak.” – John Knowles​can submit them ​you’re unique. Just like everyone ​

​tone to it, it can be ​your face perfectly.”​

​protest of the ​today so I ​18. “Always remember that ​a slightly meaner ​ugliest top I’ve ever seen, yet it compliments ​58. “Sarcasm is the ​

​ideas to me ​work.” – Unknown​tends to have ​89. “That is the ​mistake.” – Napoleon Bonaparte​

​38. “Please submit your ​door. That’s how doors ​While sarcasm humor ​time?”​is making a ​

​Unknown​open the closed ​drama.​you some other ​enemy when he ​of my life.” – Unknown​

​closes, another opens. Or you can ​day full of ​right now, can I ignore ​57. “Never interrupt your ​

​literally the Monday ​17. “When one door ​after you’ve had a ​88. “I am busy ​great.” – Golda Meir​that you are ​viscera.” – Aldous Huxley​get burnt out ​the cheese.” -Suzanne Collins​56. “Don't be humble… you're not that ​I hate you, what I’m saying is ​

​ductless glands and ​It’s easy to ​the apples ate ​taken place.” – George Bernard Shaw​

​36. “I’m not saying ​state of our ​any time.​

​87. “Oh, and I suppose ​that it has ​I’m interested.” – Unknown​determined by the ​pop up at ​

​against stupidity.”​is the illusion ​35. “Just keep talking, I yawn when ​a great extent ​

​small that can ​body’s natural defense ​

​problem in communication ​Unknown​are is to ​both big and ​

​86. “Sarcasm is the ​55. “The single biggest ​them.” – Walter Kerr​

​and think and ​demands your attention, and other crises ​our office.”​is badly cast.” – Oscar Wilde​indecent advantage of ​16. “What we feel ​

​to maintain, bills to pay, a job that ​try working at ​a stage, but the play ​

​enough to take ​know everything.” – Oscar Wilde​downright stressful. There are relationships ​surprises them should ​54. “The world is ​of people clever ​

​young enough to ​Life can be ​85. “Whoever says nothing ​me.” – Fred Allen​idiots, the other half ​15. “I am not ​

​smile?​people is illegal.”​people who annoy ​

​is composed of ​mosquito.”- Unknown​a big beautiful ​

​crap out of ​are taken by ​33. “Half the world ​

​dark with a ​the best medicine. What’s better than ​84. “Sarcasm, because beating the ​

​walks, especially when they ​speak.” – Steven Wright​been in the ​that laughter is ​

​job.”​53. “I like long ​bright until they ​effective, you have never ​There’s no denying ​I wouldn’t lose my ​all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln​

​some people appear ​small to be ​out loud.​if I knew ​out and remove ​than sound. This is why ​you are too ​few minutes laughing ​in the throat ​

​than to speak ​32. “Light travels faster ​14. “If you think ​

​you spend a ​professional body language. I’d punch you ​thought a fool ​funny.” –Unknown​donuts.” – Unknown​quotes should help ​

​fake smile and ​silent and be ​funny movies doesn’t make you ​I get home, I discover they’re just regular ​These funny sarcastic ​

​83. “Don’t mistake this ​52. “Better to remain ​31. “Repeating quotes from ​

​vegetables but when ​below the intellect.” –Oscar Wilde​beyond your understanding.”​

​wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde​a pole.” – Unknown​I’m buying organic ​use. It is hitting ​

​82. “I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent ​51. “Some cause happiness ​and smile. Then walk into ​when I think ​

​unfair about its ​of funny. It’s a weird ​they’ll kill you.” – Billy Wilder​at your phone ​13. “I hate it ​

​80. “I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the ​like it.”​

​77. “Sarcasm is the ​76. “If you think ​license that gives ​thoroughly understand.” – Kurt Vonnegut​all sorts of ​little too crazy ​72. “Just because the ​

​boundary issues.”​69. “I’m sorry. I know I ​airport. Get on a ​

​in the special ​can’t wait to ​grenade, I’ll take the ​a stress ball ​

​62. “My imaginary friend ​for you.”​59. “Here’s to another ​

​58. “People say that ​stupid, but you are ​you think somebody ​

​a living. That’s one thing ​obtuse for thousands ​world. A pessimist fears ​to make an ​

​sound to a ​see your ugly ​silver.”​

​else.”​you give something ​say something mean ​angel.” – Woody Allen​stupid people just ​41. “Romance has been ​her with no ​

​don’t understand.”​37. “Money can’t buy love, but it sure ​

​35. “All the good ​wasn’t.” – Victor Borge​30. “Sarcasm – the ability to ​when I called ​that you are ​a crutch for ​

​24. “I don’t have the ​a great extent ​face but with ​to be going ​

​I would climb ​19. “Left to themselves, things tend to ​me.” “If anything can ​miserable without you, it’s almost like ​form an immaculate ​13. “Are you always ​can be counted ​

​and stones.” – Albert Einstein​with what weapons ​9. “If had a ​that men and ​

​you don’t like me. Not everyone has ​me stupid questions, it is my ​than sound. This is why ​truly sarcastic quotes ​wisecracks, so to give ​sarcastic lines and ​job and you’ll want to ​

​thinking. ​when it is ​This process facilitates ​hint that the ​boost creativity, you might ask? To come up ​Research shows that ​rely on sarcasm ​

​conveys both thoughts ​sarcasm show that ​

​disapproval. Sometimes, saying things sarcastically ​Sarcasm is the ​can make things ​witty quips. A good amount ​sentimental quotes aren’t for everyone, and that’s okay. Some people like ​straightforward and blunt, being sarcastic also ​

​memorable ones. ​all time. Sometimes, motivation can come ​humor? Let’s be honest. Not all motivational ​

​pajamas, wash your dirty ​just seconds before ​friend and accidentally ​81. “I’m quite sarcastic, and I’m funny, but not kind ​torrid fantasies? The romance covers?” – Cassandra Clare​it’s finished, not because I ​

​payments.”​/ their ‘other half.” – Jess C. Scott​75. “It’s weird, marriage. It’s like this ​she did not ​that there were ​

​jealous. You’re just a ​work.”​that I have ​you’re pretty.”​67. “Work tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. go to the ​

​is like being ​and I already ​64. “Let’s share… You’ll take the ​to tell me ​for you.”​60. “If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not ​world.”​against stupidity.”​

​right to be ​know the more ​how to make ​politely tolerate the ​the best possible ​

​case, I’ll be glad ​a maxim? A minimum of ​there and don’t want to ​48. “Silence is golden. Duct tape is ​you’re unique. Just like everyone ​complain. It’s the guy ​they want to ​made in heaven…by a retarded ​42. “Sarcasm: because arguing with ​can provide: your absence.” – Ashleigh Brilliant​is to leave ​

​don’t care doesn’t mean I ​mine.”​talking.”​

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​married – but his wife ​meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.” – Robin Williams​hurt your feelings ​I hate you, what I’m saying is ​25. “Reality is just ​

​viscera ” – Aldous Huxley​are is to ​people in the ​21. “If everything seems ​to kill myself ​to know them.”​you quit finding ​15. “I feel so ​

​14. “In order to ​Einstein’s Office)​12. “Not everything that ​fought with sticks ​10. “I know not ​alternatives.” – Abba Eban​

​8. “History teaches us ​4. “It’s okay if ​2. “When people ask ​

​1. “Light travels faster ​sardonic wit, here are some ​come up with ​

​in the most ​won’t do the ​can stimulate creative ​the verbal exchange. In fact, research suggests that ​differently.​and creatively. The person’s tone should ​

​is creativity. Why does it ​misunderstandings.​people not to ​

​condemning because it ​the use of ​sugarcoat scorn or ​• Sarcastic Quotes​life gets, a few laughs ​

Funny sarcastic quotes about life

​others with their ​The sappy and ​and awkward situations—instead of being ​

​funniest and most ​inspirational books of ​without a little ​lucky day, huh?” she replies. You get home, change into your ​you get up ​run with a ​

​do.” – Millie Bobby Brown​bleed.”​me in it? Where are the ​78. “I clapped because ​couple of car ​control their spouse ​

​very often.”​which he or ​led to suspect ​should get all ​do, I’m probably at ​70. “My neighbor’s diary says ​your mom thinks ​

​retard.”​66. “Fighting with me ​to bed yet ​

​stress you out?”​63. “So you mean ​but I can’t understand it ​screams.”​be curing the ​body’s natural defense ​56. “Everyone has the ​for actual work. The more you ​

​learn to read, the less learn ​54. “Sarcasm: Helping the intelligent ​that this is ​a face, but in your ​proper proportions of ​

​hell, but I work ​lie.”- Yiddish Proverb​46. “Always remember that ​

​for things never ​everyone uses when ​43. “It’s a match ​fiction and love.” – Benjamin Disraeli​

​what only you ​who loves you, the easier it ​38. “Just because I ​before I lose ​face… you are still ​33. “He was happily ​

​29. “Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word ​28. “I’m sorry I ​26. “I’m not saying ​today.”​ductless glands and ​and think and ​22. “I love sarcasm. It’s like punching ​

​IQ.”​20. “If I wanted ​until you get ​me offensive. Then I suggest ​one must, above all, be a sheep.” – Albert Einstein​special ocassion?”​be counted.” – (Sign in Albert ​case, go ahead.”​

​IV will be ​say. I’ll be poor.”​exhausted all other ​they can’t laugh either.”​remark.”​speak.” – Steven Wright​

​hilarious. ​to unleash your ​a while to ​you’ll find inspiration ​

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​things plainly just ​more effective and ​receiving ends of ​rather be understood ​to think clearly ​sarcasm, one of which ​

​of conflicts and ​and psychology advise ​more effective and ​things literally. Some studies on ​often used to ​

​• Sarcasm Explained​matter how tough ​end up inspiring ​point across.​lot of difficult ​

​to be the ​and the most ​What is life ​

​best day ever!” you say. “Must be your ​into a puddle. Your friend helps ​go for a ​don’t get me, and some people ​makes my ears ​no drawings of ​

​the imaginatively bankrupt.” -Cassandra Clare​you’re alive, try missing a ​legal right to ​

​what people think. They don’t do it ​in the Universe ​73. “One might be ​to me doesn’t mean you ​stupid people. But when i ​

​for any follow-up conversation.”​68. “Well at least ​end you’re still a ​work tomorrow.”​65. “I haven’t even gone ​at people who ​need a therapist.”​

​it to you ​

​smiles and inward ​best medicine… your face must ​

​57. “Sarcasm is the ​living.” – Will Rogers​education. It spoils you ​55. “The more that ​true.” – Robert Oppenheimer​

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​53. “An optimist thinks ​

​52. “I never forget ​51. “What are the ​to go to ​is a whole ​can’t please.” – Will Rogers​45. “People that pay ​

​secret language that ​much fun.”​the offspring of ​40. “Sometimes I need ​

​the woman is ​great bargaining position.” – Murphy’s Laws​36. “Find your patience ​look on my ​them realizing it.”​you already knew.”​of my life.”​

​drugs.” – Robin Williams​to like you ​state of our ​23. “What we feel ​overlooked something.” – Murphy’s Laws​jump to your ​to worse.” – Murphy’s Laws​

​18. “Everyone seems normal ​

​17. “If you find ​flock of sheep ​is today a ​that counts can ​

​plastic surgery. But in your ​will be fought, but World War ​smart thing you ​once they have ​

​7. “Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you ​give a sarcastic ​bright until they ​parts wise and ​boost of creativity ​on your phone. Sometimes it takes ​

​be times when ​times when saying ​and moderation, it can be ​the giving and ​

Funny sarcastic quotes aboutsarcasm

​literally and should ​a sarcastic remark, the brain needs ​benefits from using ​often the cause ​Of course, experts on communication ​sarcasm to be ​

​effective than saying ​of verbal irony, and it is ​better. ​people that no ​humorous lines and ​and gets the ​

​get through a ​that also happen ​the greatest writers ​a day. ​

​rain. “This is the ​shoelace and fall ​You decide to ​funny, and some people ​

​way your voice ​79. “A diary with ​

​last refuge of ​nobody cares if ​a person the ​74. “Don’t worry about ​things going on ​for their taste.”​

​voices only talk ​71. “I don’t always tolerate ​said hi, but I wasn’t really prepared ​plane. Never return.”​olympics. You may win, but in the ​

​come home from ​pin.”​isn’t for throwing ​

​says that you ​61. “I can explain ​day of outward ​laughter is the ​abusing the privilege.”​

​owes you a ​about a little ​

​of years.”​that this is ​exception.”​maximum of sense.” – Mark Twain​

​mug every day.”​50. “I’d tell you ​47. “A half truth ​

​to that you ​to your face.”​44. “Sarcasm is the ​wouldn’t be as ​

​elegantly defined as ​hard feelings.” – Murphy’s Laws​39. “The more beautiful ​gets you a ​ones are taken.” – Murphy’s Laws​34. “Yet despite the ​

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​insult idiots without ​you stupid. I really thought ​literally the Monday ​people who can’t cope with ​energy to pretend ​determined by the ​words.”​

​well, you have obviously ​your ego and ​go from bad ​go wrong, it will.” – Murphy’s Laws​having you here.”​member of a ​so stupid or ​counts, and not everything ​11. “I don’t believe in ​World War III ​

​dollar for every ​nations behave wisely ​good taste.”​legal obligation to ​some people appear ​that are equal ​you a little ​have them saved ​

​say things sarcastically. There will also ​

​There will be ​used with caution ​creativity for both ​statement shouldn’t be taken ​

​with or understand ​

​there can be ​

​as it is ​and emotions. ​most people find ​can be more ​most common form ​

​seem a little ​

​of comedy reminds ​

​to live by ​does the trick ​Comedy helps us ​from the mean, honest, and sarcastic remarks ​

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