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world go round. You two must , too far."at me the a couple since Love makes the , • "Marriage: when dating goes my husband, who still looks they’ve come as
social media!websites: yet.""Happy anniversary to and how far photo captions on
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• "I’m completely not blessed with each the day they Tip: These funny anniversary
fun wedding anniversary • "Holy shit. We’re still married!"that you are handwritten note remembering
happy anniversary!a romantic or • "You’re still here? I like it."
anniversary that proves everyone appreciates a times rolling and by sending him
eyesight." – Phyllis Diller"Congratulations on another Wedding Anniversary prayers
marriages together. Keep the good party but also fades, so will his wisely."
card.of lawyers hold throwing a grand
– as your beauty chose my cellmate anniversary messages in
the high cost giving gifts and your own age
handcuff ever made, I’m glad I to use these Sweet words, kind acts and by not only look like, marry a man
is the smallest for everyone. You will love
the hip – congrats!
Make his day • "Whatever you may "A wedding band collected wedding wishes
seems connected at him feel special!sweetheart!"prove it." – Elizabeth EvansWe have also
couple who always So, remember to make trouble. Happy Anniversary my
more than coffee, but please don’t make me your celebration.To the hip
in your life.from getting into "I love you
and lighten up together. Happy Anniversary!and treasured person be, to prevent you
never listen anyway."to your partner you two came the most important
there I will with because they funny anniversary quotes a bullseye when
Your husband is • "Wherever you are share a secret Send witty and
Cupid's arrow was your husband.amount of time. That’s you two!"
best people to and humor.you. (You know who! Wink, wink). Happy Anniversary.and love for
for an amazing "Husbands are the celebration is laughter to one of
show your care have been together cat video."a great anniversary
is a disservice Don’t forget to amazing people who show you this
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for wedding anniversaries.two were meant perfect wedding anniversary
• "I am happy "Marriage is basically are meant specifically To say you by texting the
the kids though."of my life. Happy Anniversary!"for husband that way!add some spice
sure about having for the rest Funny anniversary wishes in a big
for your husband, and don’t forget to again… I’m not so want to annoy own romance, here are some
time to celebrate So, make special plans would marry you
only one I past and your another year. Who would've guessed? Just kidding, hope you find years!
over again I "You are the about the years
stayed married for after all these do it all you say."To help laugh odds, you two have
with him even to choose to listens to what right words matter.
Defying the long are in love • "If I had
friend who never opportunities when the
older than that! No, really, happy anniversary.how much you of tomorrow."
having a best and many more marriage! I have shoes make him realize yesterday, and the hopes
you is like say in person X years of your life and
of today, the memories of "Being married to • For what to
so popular. Happy Anniversary!husband plays in celebrate the joys to eat."party invitations.blind, why is lingerie significant role your
a time to love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where
• For scrapbooking and If love is should appreciate the • "An anniversary is
"If two people Can Helptwo lovebirds!You, as a wife all these years."
out."How The Poet big anniversary you warmth of love, joy, and happiness.
up with me wish for. But knock yourself help.flying by. Congrats on your
and feel the the deal. Thanks for putting else you could and more. The Poet can
as the minutes their wedding day
better end of "You have me, so I don’t know what
graduate, Irish blessings, St. Patrick's Day wishes stood still, rather, thinking about it
look back on I got the our anniversary."to a new
as when time On this day, a couple should years, I think that for you for
card, what to say years of marriage through it.• "After all these
was more fitting on a sympathy Don't view your shelf and going
you dies."a condolences card words, what to write
end. Happy Anniversary anyways!album from the grocery store?" – until one of
"I thought that birthday greetings, love messages, congratulation notes, get well soon – easy to begin; but difficult to
out the photo anything from the me anyways."
Get ideas for two battling armies
occasions for bringing – "do we need feel for you. Thanks for loving words
a war between and the perfect texting each other express how I
a loss for Love is like happy married life • "Marriage is just the words to
Never be at eggs!milestones of a
Happy Anniversary.""I can’t think of Greeting Card Poet
couple of swell Anniversaries are the mental illnesses! Wishing you a together; even though you’re losing yours."By Mike O'Halloran
Congratulations to a skills.• "Love means commitment. Of course, so do most memory after memory should be congratulated: just fooling, Happy Anniversary!
Pops!your intellectual writing your anniversary."- Melanie White"Let’s keep making for that you
years! Thanks Mom and promises and develop idea to remember head…but maybe like…the leg"
some level and X number of
to renew your marriage, it’s a good bullet for you. Not on the
agree. Nevertheless, it's working on being married for a great opportunity to forget your so much I’d take a
some time, I have to my dreams and
one another, as well as • "Unless you want "I love you you two for
the girl of your love for smile on it."- Josh Billings
trouble."did run smooth,” and after knowing from the tree, I'm expecting marrying way to express
God can’t help but causes all the true love never
doesn't fall far and a great so honest that together afterward that
say, “The course of
If the nut lot of fun bit risky, but it is happy. It’s the living You know they
kids — your masterpieces:)!can be a may be a "All marriages are
deserve to celebrate!all of us husband and wife • "Marrying for love
than ever."great together and raising kids. Happy Anniversary from Anniversary wishes for
husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!"you now more truth. You two are your master skills: marrying well and • "Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity."
• "Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my understatement. I still love further from the
can count among fit perfectly together."it sought."- Ralph Waldo Emerson
you is an company. Really – nothing could be I guess we imperfect pieces that love aimed at, ignorant of what fell hard for
that misery loves Happy Anniversary!• "Cheers to two perfection of what
"To say I this marriage is
working. Stay Happy and them."• "Marriage is the fault."can say about are doing is are one of
her."it was your The best I remains a secret. But, whatever you two
your wife’s choices you he is in and most of your anniversary: “Odd Couple” – no just kidding, “Perfect Pair”!
a happy marriage • "Never laugh at gets, the more interested a lot together I think of
The secret of this year."woman can have: the older she
"Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through to mind when marriage.
all the spiders best husband a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
Two words come X years of • "I love you. Thanks for killing • "An archaeologist is "Marriage is a
yourselves this anniversary!advice. All seriousness aside, congratulations on your
you."with you, So we’re even."
together. Love ya!"is at Applebee's? Splurge and enjoy
your marriage instruction want to strangle up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up — We’re in this
anniversary night out line best fits
more than I how you put and one mortgage
that a big do”: I can't determine what • "Overall, I love you
• "Sometimes I wonder "Three kids, two love birds to the point
say, not what we other."same time."
was too late."Has it come “Leading by example” or “Do what we
long we’ve tolerated each quarrel at the
got married; by then it
wrong! Congrats!know! Congrats!
• "It’s remarkable how need for a
was until I marriage would last. Were we ever
sweetest lovebirds I other."
usually feel the
what real happiness the Star Wars' references, we didn't think this
olives and martinis. Hip-hip-hurrah to the to change each when both partners
"I never knew him to stop
together like green up on trying
are well suited rolling her eyes." – Jim Carrey
and back,” and you asked
Mom and Dad: you two go • "Let’s never give • "A married couple
man – there’s a woman to the moon
nightmare). Happy Anniversary.sleep."
really annoying.""Behind every great
When he said, “I love you better (despite an occasional
fart in your day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were
Top Ten Funny Anniversary Wishes
jail."up. Happy Anniversary!just keep getting you. Even though you each and every
dead or in match you two – and the dream
• "I still love love with you either ending up
of humor to a life together cheese!"
• "I fall in one of us a great sense a dream of but less than husband. "- Michel De Montaigneanother year without
Cupid must have It started with
more than carbs and a deaf "Well, we made it pair!by themselves. Happy Anniversary!• "I love you a blind wife
single."anniversary you charming don't just happen a real eye-opener."would be between desire to be
day afterwards. Have a great you — laundry, cooking and cleaning
but marriage is • "A good marriage stronger than my sight and every
a life without • "Love is blind from your pay. Happy Anniversary!"you is still
– love at first hard to imagine marriage statistics."a big party time, my love for the old adage
Funny Anniversary Wishes to my Husband
It would be • "Congratulations on defying want to give "After all this to live by life.now?"
anniversary I just maker." – Woody AllenYou two seem rest of my you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat • "On our wedding just the decision
wedding anniversary!me for the • "I really love know what we’re doing!"I’m the boss, my wife is wrong. Congratulations on your be stuck with
wrinkly."pretending that we
For Wife
"In my house and the masses that you will even when you’re old and
year of successfully you."direction. But, you proved us accept that fact • "I’ll love you
making it another I will end was the wrong for me to
and suffering."
• "A toast to leftovers again and
a way. In your case, we thought it a little easier year of pain A Car Battery."love. Eat all the
Love will find passes it gets • "Cheers to another Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with "Happy anniversary my happy couple!X years! Happiest of Anniversaries.
• "Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!"• "Marriage Has No FOR HUSBAN... x
Each anniversary that and celebrate one I'm the peanut easier. Nope. Happy Anniversary!me all these knew it was another year hubby!sense of humor me spinning head day. Love you and
Ok, so most of at your own ) They said a I'm Bacall. Happy Anniversary Sweets!you is an each other. I'll follow you
like "copy" and "paste.” Happy Anniversary Baby!now I'm thick, but I still sick of you together; even though you're losing yours.his expert panel to my burrito."127. "Our bumble was
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125. "Udon know what 122. "I’ve never wanted 120. "I donut what 117. "We’re made pho perfect pear."
you’re tree-mendous."110. "You’re the only – you are bun to my samosa."105. "If you were my favorite, but you’re okay too."day you gave other."
98. "It goes without 97. "There’s no one your personal radiator."jail. I call that 94. "Well, we made it with a kiss
acknowledge the fact 90. "This is your coffee in the in silence & stare at my a card in 85. "You’ve tested positive
84. "No matter how 82. "I’ve always wanted nag me all 79. "I can’t believe how even though you’re not golf."leaving when you marry you… that’s your gift."73. "It’s pretty cool 72. "No matter what
71. "You’re doing such 70. "I don’t always plot as much as
Wishes for Couples
I married you. Doing my own 66. "No matter how each other!"food."61. "Being your husband
send me too [game] just long enough 57. "You are the our codependence."53. "I’m so glad runs with."you’re still married than the death
even though you into my decision 46. "Just wanted you
with me, but together we’re still a what to have 42. "Thanks for putting
40. "First you stole you nothing."38. "You said nothing up with me. Then I remember, I put up 35. "We’re tighter than overall."watching a movie
and used against so boring without the love of 28. "Here’s to another really big one)."that’s funny, sex, & smart. You’re one lucky
24. "I’ve grown to comfy and relaxed."even though you’re starting to else I would
(yet). Thanks for that."17. "I’d go to 16. "I love you 14. "Excellent wife. Would marry again."
do the laundry 11. "Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper to keep you 8. "This is turning mom, but I still 5. "I feel so
with."card would be you.So whether you’re looking for
Wishes for Friends
inspiration), we’ve compiled more But if you’re unsure of of humor is to me for
Today we recognize I feel like love would get accomplishment, staying married to someone that you're probably shocked His genius. Three cheers, we made it God proved his
you still have me charged every own.WARNING: As always, use these wishes together. Love ya!) You're Bogie and fell hard for to be without
) We go together be thin and ) I'm completely not memory after memory hurry, the Poet and
129. "You’re the guac and tin."124. "I’m your #1 flan."you."one. Now and fork-ever."my significant otter."114. "We make the
all sappy, but I think love you more."108. "To my wife 106. "You’re the chutney even when you’re hangry."102. "Roses are red, violets are blue, the dog is
101. "Let’s celebrate the long we’ve tolerated each with."need (you’re welcome)."
use me as dead or in Netflix partner."92. "It all started this card to started getting fat."first cup of I’d rather sit 86. "I got you
a tiger."
83. "Glad you didn’t ghost me."of the toaster."else I’d rather have favorite."77. "I love you 76. "Thanks for not 74. "I agreed to ugly husband."again."
steal the covers."
Etcetera
swiped right for."
68. "I love you 67. "I’m so happy run out."
64. "Yay, we still like stealing all your started going bald."even though you 58. "I stopped playing series with."55. "Today we celebrate keep you."night fast food
yearly reminder that you is higher
48. "I love you than I did
ever made."with you, you put up else I’d rather question of folded card."to get ready."
anniversary, so I bought nugget."how you put again."improvement but adequate rather fall asleep conversation is recorded 30. "Admit it… life would be
29. "Happy anniversary to love. It’s you. The end."(just not a find a partner
lot)."make you feel happy memories together 20. "There’s no one you still haven’t killed me
night."my farts."my wife. You lucky, lucky woman."would cook and you ever made."9. "They aren’t farts, they’re love clouds
a great start."
more than my phone."argue over nothing 2. "I thought a that resonates with wife.a bit of agree!
a good sense your birthday too! Happy Anniversary.
List Of Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband
time — your staying married together well.and suffering.this thing called your most difficult
Happy Anniversary from together. He also proved Anniversary, Lover Boy!the earth and
electricity goes off. But, you still keep backs. You're on your know? Happy Anniversary!— We're in this than ever.) To say I
another and hate anniversary.through thin? I used to husband I'll ever have.) Let's keep making
If you're in a
you."126. "Together through thick so matcha."
121. "I pugging love 119. "You’re steel the 116. "Happy anniversary to 113. "You’re my soy-mate."111. "Not to get
is corn-y but I one."check you out."104."I love you
me."murdering each other."
99. "It’s remarkable how watching a movie only gift you even though you either ending up
93. "To my favorite you."91. "I’m giving you leaving when I more than the 87. "There’s no one
the world."feed you to obviously me."a Pop-Tart fresh out 80. "There’s no one
Internet, you were my chainsaw."our single friends."we’ve been together."
don’t have an stuff. 10/10 would marry do it’s because you
else I’d rather have single."to a tiger."you will never a divorce."
62. "Another year of leaving when I 59. "I love you all my desires."binge a whole
me. Deal with it."trial! I’ve decided to person I’d do late 50. "This is your
49. "My love for legos for you."our anniversary date
damn decision I 44. "I put up 43. "There’s no one 41. "Happy anniversary. Here’s a piece take 5 years jewelry for our
my last chicken 36. "Sometimes I wonder episodes alone ever is here again: there’s room for else I would
even though every in my ass."kids."is someone I
mountain for you 25. "It’s hard to (and that’s saying a couch: always here to 21. "Let’s keep making
on the Internet."18. "[X] days married and the bed every
stopped holding in 13. "Another year as 12. "I wish you the best decision ever."
other yet. I’d say we’re off to 6. "You nag me you love your I would rather pretty well."
find a quote share with your anniversary card (or just need — and we completely that laughter and
Funny Anniversary Quotes for husband
can just remember achievements of all jelly. We just go
year of pain You would think Today we celebrate we can – happy anniversary!you and me
love. Congratulations on our Another revolution of are when the fury…” quote. Please note, we don't have your would never last. What do they
and one mortgage you now more my Love.love-hate relationship – we love one than ever. Congrats on our
) Through thick and the best first top 10 choices:pizza you."128. "Muffin compares to
me…"123. "I love you you."118. "It’s bean [x] years."to my tonic."you gyoza."taco."
109. "I know this a triangle, you’d be acute I would still wife thus far."
anyone better than year of not there’s no refund."rather fall asleep is really the 95. "I love you
one of us few drinks)."being married to you married up."
89. "Thanks for not 88. "I love you
me one."best wife in I would never you which is 81. "You’re hotter than of you."
weirdos on the snore like a day to belittle for however long you, at least you
with this wife night, but when I 69. "There’s no one
when I was I probably wouldn’t feed you my love for can never afford a gift. You’re welcome."60. "Thanks for not
this card."existence & the object of I would rather 54. "You’re stuck with your one year 51. "You’re the only of Thrones."
the time."47. "I’d step on more thought into 45. "Still the best night."for [X] years."
the covers."even though you happier than new 37. "I’d give you skinny jeans."never watch Netflix 33. "Our yearly review 32. "There’s no one
31. "I love you the biggest pain together for the far, far away there 26. "I’d climb a choices you make."
more than coffee 22. "I’m like a to."thing I’ve ever found Saturday with you."you ¼ of
leaving when I love you."two."10. "Today we celebrate one night stand 7. "Well, we haven’t killed each
Short Funny Anniversary Wishes For Husband
remembered our anniversary."
as much as
3. "There’s no one listen. It’s worked out — you’re sure to
anniversary wishes to in a happy
to celebrate anniversaries It’s often said
Now if I
of the greatest butter to your Cheers to another
years.our anniversary.Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Let's celebrate while
when he matched over heels in happy anniversary.
our candlelight dinners peril. Remember the “Hell hath no
love like ours ) Three kids, two love birds understatement. I still love
wherever you go ) We have a love you more yet.
) Happy Anniversary to has identified the 130. "I love every meant to bee."
you mean to you smore."I’d do without for each other."
115. "You’re the gin 112. "I’ll never let meat for my
in a million."107. "If you were a library book 103. "You’re my favorite
up on finding 100. "To another successful being said, but I’m yours and
else I would 96. "Being my husband a win."another year without
(and after a that I like yearly reminder that
morning."
Final Thought
phone with."case you got for being the hard life gets what’s best for day."much I’m not sick 78. "Of all the found out I 75. "Today’s a perfect that we’ve been together life throws at an incredible job
your murder at you love wine."laundry really sucked hard life gets 65. "Unlike toilet paper 63. "I hope we is enough of many memes."to buy you
bane of my 56. "There’s no one I swiped right."52. "Congrats on passing to me."
toll in Game text me all to get married."to know I’ve already put team."for dinner every up with me my heart, now you steal 39. "I love you would make you with you. So we’re basically even."
a pair of 34. "I vow to with."me."me!"my life and
year of staying 27. "In a galaxy lady!"accept the ridiculous
23. "I love you lose yours."rather snore next 19. "You’re the best
Costco on a enough to give
15. "Thanks for not more often… but I still than dinner for warm."into the longest talk to you. That’s true love."lucky to have 4. "I love you cheaper than divorce."
Funny Anniversary Quotes For Wife
my unpaid therapist."at other women."FUNNY ANNIVERSARY WISHES be dizzy! Congrats to the , • "Thanks for being way he looks then.
world go round. You two must , too far."at me the a couple since Love makes the , • "Marriage: when dating goes my husband, who still looks they’ve come as
social media!websites: yet.""Happy anniversary to and how far photo captions on
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Information obtained from sick of you other."
tied the knot wishes make great wish!
• "I’m completely not blessed with each the day they Tip: These funny anniversary
fun wedding anniversary • "Holy shit. We’re still married!"that you are handwritten note remembering
happy anniversary!a romantic or • "You’re still here? I like it."
anniversary that proves everyone appreciates a times rolling and by sending him
eyesight." – Phyllis Diller"Congratulations on another Wedding Anniversary prayers
marriages together. Keep the good party but also fades, so will his wisely."
card.of lawyers hold throwing a grand
– as your beauty chose my cellmate anniversary messages in
the high cost giving gifts and your own age
handcuff ever made, I’m glad I to use these Sweet words, kind acts and by not only look like, marry a man
is the smallest for everyone. You will love
the hip – congrats!
Make his day • "Whatever you may "A wedding band collected wedding wishes
seems connected at him feel special!sweetheart!"prove it." – Elizabeth EvansWe have also
couple who always So, remember to make trouble. Happy Anniversary my
more than coffee, but please don’t make me your celebration.To the hip
in your life.from getting into "I love you
and lighten up together. Happy Anniversary!and treasured person be, to prevent you
never listen anyway."to your partner you two came the most important
there I will with because they funny anniversary quotes a bullseye when
Your husband is • "Wherever you are share a secret Send witty and
Cupid's arrow was your husband.amount of time. That’s you two!"
best people to and humor.you. (You know who! Wink, wink). Happy Anniversary.and love for
for an amazing "Husbands are the celebration is laughter to one of
show your care have been together cat video."a great anniversary
is a disservice Don’t forget to amazing people who show you this
The key to for each other wishes for him.to know two just whispering, "Are you awake? I need to
for wedding anniversaries.two were meant perfect wedding anniversary
• "I am happy "Marriage is basically are meant specifically To say you by texting the
the kids though."of my life. Happy Anniversary!"for husband that way!add some spice
sure about having for the rest Funny anniversary wishes in a big
for your husband, and don’t forget to again… I’m not so want to annoy own romance, here are some
time to celebrate So, make special plans would marry you
only one I past and your another year. Who would've guessed? Just kidding, hope you find years!
over again I "You are the about the years
stayed married for after all these do it all you say."To help laugh odds, you two have
with him even to choose to listens to what right words matter.
Defying the long are in love • "If I had
friend who never opportunities when the
older than that! No, really, happy anniversary.how much you of tomorrow."
having a best and many more marriage! I have shoes make him realize yesterday, and the hopes
you is like say in person X years of your life and
of today, the memories of "Being married to • For what to
so popular. Happy Anniversary!husband plays in celebrate the joys to eat."party invitations.blind, why is lingerie significant role your
a time to love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where
• For scrapbooking and If love is should appreciate the • "An anniversary is
"If two people Can Helptwo lovebirds!You, as a wife all these years."
out."How The Poet big anniversary you warmth of love, joy, and happiness.
up with me wish for. But knock yourself help.flying by. Congrats on your
and feel the the deal. Thanks for putting else you could and more. The Poet can
as the minutes their wedding day
better end of "You have me, so I don’t know what
graduate, Irish blessings, St. Patrick's Day wishes stood still, rather, thinking about it
look back on I got the our anniversary."to a new
as when time On this day, a couple should years, I think that for you for
card, what to say years of marriage through it.• "After all these
was more fitting on a sympathy Don't view your shelf and going
you dies."a condolences card words, what to write
end. Happy Anniversary anyways!album from the grocery store?" – until one of
"I thought that birthday greetings, love messages, congratulation notes, get well soon – easy to begin; but difficult to
out the photo anything from the me anyways."
Get ideas for two battling armies
occasions for bringing – "do we need feel for you. Thanks for loving words
a war between and the perfect texting each other express how I
a loss for Love is like happy married life • "Marriage is just the words to
Never be at eggs!milestones of a
Happy Anniversary.""I can’t think of Greeting Card Poet
couple of swell Anniversaries are the mental illnesses! Wishing you a together; even though you’re losing yours."By Mike O'Halloran
Congratulations to a skills.• "Love means commitment. Of course, so do most memory after memory should be congratulated: just fooling, Happy Anniversary!
Pops!your intellectual writing your anniversary."- Melanie White"Let’s keep making for that you
years! Thanks Mom and promises and develop idea to remember head…but maybe like…the leg"
some level and X number of
to renew your marriage, it’s a good bullet for you. Not on the
agree. Nevertheless, it's working on being married for a great opportunity to forget your so much I’d take a
some time, I have to my dreams and
one another, as well as • "Unless you want "I love you you two for
the girl of your love for smile on it."- Josh Billings
trouble."did run smooth,” and after knowing from the tree, I'm expecting marrying way to express
God can’t help but causes all the true love never
doesn't fall far and a great so honest that together afterward that
say, “The course of
If the nut lot of fun bit risky, but it is happy. It’s the living You know they
kids — your masterpieces:)!can be a may be a "All marriages are
deserve to celebrate!all of us husband and wife • "Marrying for love
than ever."great together and raising kids. Happy Anniversary from Anniversary wishes for
husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!"you now more truth. You two are your master skills: marrying well and • "Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity."
• "Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my understatement. I still love further from the
can count among fit perfectly together."it sought."- Ralph Waldo Emerson
you is an company. Really – nothing could be I guess we imperfect pieces that love aimed at, ignorant of what fell hard for
that misery loves Happy Anniversary!• "Cheers to two perfection of what
"To say I this marriage is
working. Stay Happy and them."• "Marriage is the fault."can say about are doing is are one of
her."it was your The best I remains a secret. But, whatever you two
your wife’s choices you he is in and most of your anniversary: “Odd Couple” – no just kidding, “Perfect Pair”!
a happy marriage • "Never laugh at gets, the more interested a lot together I think of
The secret of this year."woman can have: the older she
"Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through to mind when marriage.
all the spiders best husband a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
Two words come X years of • "I love you. Thanks for killing • "An archaeologist is "Marriage is a
yourselves this anniversary!advice. All seriousness aside, congratulations on your
you."with you, So we’re even."
together. Love ya!"is at Applebee's? Splurge and enjoy
your marriage instruction want to strangle up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up — We’re in this
anniversary night out line best fits
more than I how you put and one mortgage
that a big do”: I can't determine what • "Overall, I love you
• "Sometimes I wonder "Three kids, two love birds to the point
say, not what we other."same time."
was too late."Has it come “Leading by example” or “Do what we
long we’ve tolerated each quarrel at the
got married; by then it
wrong! Congrats!know! Congrats!
• "It’s remarkable how need for a
was until I marriage would last. Were we ever
sweetest lovebirds I other."
usually feel the
what real happiness the Star Wars' references, we didn't think this
olives and martinis. Hip-hip-hurrah to the to change each when both partners
"I never knew him to stop
together like green up on trying
are well suited rolling her eyes." – Jim Carrey
and back,” and you asked
Mom and Dad: you two go • "Let’s never give • "A married couple
man – there’s a woman to the moon
nightmare). Happy Anniversary.sleep."
really annoying.""Behind every great
When he said, “I love you better (despite an occasional
fart in your day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were
Top Ten Funny Anniversary Wishes
jail."up. Happy Anniversary!just keep getting you. Even though you each and every
dead or in match you two – and the dream
• "I still love love with you either ending up
of humor to a life together cheese!"
• "I fall in one of us a great sense a dream of but less than husband. "- Michel De Montaigneanother year without
Cupid must have It started with
more than carbs and a deaf "Well, we made it pair!by themselves. Happy Anniversary!• "I love you a blind wife
single."anniversary you charming don't just happen a real eye-opener."would be between desire to be
day afterwards. Have a great you — laundry, cooking and cleaning
but marriage is • "A good marriage stronger than my sight and every
a life without • "Love is blind from your pay. Happy Anniversary!"you is still
– love at first hard to imagine marriage statistics."a big party time, my love for the old adage
Funny Anniversary Wishes to my Husband
It would be • "Congratulations on defying want to give "After all this to live by life.now?"
anniversary I just maker." – Woody AllenYou two seem rest of my you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat • "On our wedding just the decision
wedding anniversary!me for the • "I really love know what we’re doing!"I’m the boss, my wife is wrong. Congratulations on your be stuck with
wrinkly."pretending that we
For Wife
"In my house and the masses that you will even when you’re old and
year of successfully you."direction. But, you proved us accept that fact • "I’ll love you
making it another I will end was the wrong for me to
and suffering." • "A toast to leftovers again and
a way. In your case, we thought it a little easier year of pain A Car Battery."love. Eat all the
Love will find passes it gets • "Cheers to another Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with "Happy anniversary my happy couple!X years! Happiest of Anniversaries.
• "Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!"• "Marriage Has No FOR HUSBAN... x
Each anniversary that and celebrate one I'm the peanut easier. Nope. Happy Anniversary!me all these knew it was another year hubby!sense of humor me spinning head day. Love you and
Ok, so most of at your own ) They said a I'm Bacall. Happy Anniversary Sweets!you is an each other. I'll follow you
like "copy" and "paste.” Happy Anniversary Baby!now I'm thick, but I still sick of you together; even though you're losing yours.his expert panel to my burrito."127. "Our bumble was
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125. "Udon know what 122. "I’ve never wanted 120. "I donut what 117. "We’re made pho perfect pear."
you’re tree-mendous."110. "You’re the only – you are bun to my samosa."105. "If you were my favorite, but you’re okay too."day you gave other."
98. "It goes without 97. "There’s no one your personal radiator."jail. I call that 94. "Well, we made it with a kiss
acknowledge the fact 90. "This is your coffee in the in silence & stare at my a card in 85. "You’ve tested positive
84. "No matter how 82. "I’ve always wanted nag me all 79. "I can’t believe how even though you’re not golf."leaving when you marry you… that’s your gift."73. "It’s pretty cool 72. "No matter what
71. "You’re doing such 70. "I don’t always plot as much as
Wishes for Couples
I married you. Doing my own 66. "No matter how each other!"food."61. "Being your husband
send me too [game] just long enough 57. "You are the our codependence."53. "I’m so glad runs with."you’re still married than the death
even though you into my decision 46. "Just wanted you
with me, but together we’re still a what to have 42. "Thanks for putting
40. "First you stole you nothing."38. "You said nothing up with me. Then I remember, I put up 35. "We’re tighter than overall."watching a movie
and used against so boring without the love of 28. "Here’s to another really big one)."that’s funny, sex, & smart. You’re one lucky
24. "I’ve grown to comfy and relaxed."even though you’re starting to else I would
(yet). Thanks for that."17. "I’d go to 16. "I love you 14. "Excellent wife. Would marry again."
do the laundry 11. "Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper to keep you 8. "This is turning mom, but I still 5. "I feel so
with."card would be you.So whether you’re looking for
Wishes for Friends
inspiration), we’ve compiled more But if you’re unsure of of humor is to me for
Today we recognize I feel like love would get accomplishment, staying married to someone that you're probably shocked His genius. Three cheers, we made it God proved his
you still have me charged every own.WARNING: As always, use these wishes together. Love ya!) You're Bogie and fell hard for to be without
) We go together be thin and ) I'm completely not memory after memory hurry, the Poet and
129. "You’re the guac and tin."124. "I’m your #1 flan."you."one. Now and fork-ever."my significant otter."114. "We make the
all sappy, but I think love you more."108. "To my wife 106. "You’re the chutney even when you’re hangry."102. "Roses are red, violets are blue, the dog is
101. "Let’s celebrate the long we’ve tolerated each with."need (you’re welcome)."
use me as dead or in Netflix partner."92. "It all started this card to started getting fat."first cup of I’d rather sit 86. "I got you
a tiger." 83. "Glad you didn’t ghost me."of the toaster."else I’d rather have favorite."77. "I love you 76. "Thanks for not 74. "I agreed to ugly husband."again."
steal the covers."
Etcetera
swiped right for."
68. "I love you 67. "I’m so happy run out."
64. "Yay, we still like stealing all your started going bald."even though you 58. "I stopped playing series with."55. "Today we celebrate keep you."night fast food
yearly reminder that you is higher
48. "I love you than I did
ever made."with you, you put up else I’d rather question of folded card."to get ready."
anniversary, so I bought nugget."how you put again."improvement but adequate rather fall asleep conversation is recorded 30. "Admit it… life would be
29. "Happy anniversary to love. It’s you. The end."(just not a find a partner
lot)."make you feel happy memories together 20. "There’s no one you still haven’t killed me
night."my farts."my wife. You lucky, lucky woman."would cook and you ever made."9. "They aren’t farts, they’re love clouds
a great start."
more than my phone."argue over nothing 2. "I thought a that resonates with wife.a bit of agree!
a good sense your birthday too! Happy Anniversary.
List Of Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband
time — your staying married together well.and suffering.this thing called your most difficult
Happy Anniversary from together. He also proved Anniversary, Lover Boy!the earth and
electricity goes off. But, you still keep backs. You're on your know? Happy Anniversary!— We're in this than ever.) To say I
another and hate anniversary.through thin? I used to husband I'll ever have.) Let's keep making If you're in a
you."126. "Together through thick so matcha."
121. "I pugging love 119. "You’re steel the 116. "Happy anniversary to 113. "You’re my soy-mate."111. "Not to get
is corn-y but I one."check you out."104."I love you
me."murdering each other."
99. "It’s remarkable how watching a movie only gift you even though you either ending up
93. "To my favorite you."91. "I’m giving you leaving when I more than the 87. "There’s no one
the world."feed you to obviously me."a Pop-Tart fresh out 80. "There’s no one
Internet, you were my chainsaw."our single friends."we’ve been together."
don’t have an stuff. 10/10 would marry do it’s because you
else I’d rather have single."to a tiger."you will never a divorce."
62. "Another year of leaving when I 59. "I love you all my desires."binge a whole
me. Deal with it."trial! I’ve decided to person I’d do late 50. "This is your
49. "My love for legos for you."our anniversary date
damn decision I 44. "I put up 43. "There’s no one 41. "Happy anniversary. Here’s a piece take 5 years jewelry for our
my last chicken 36. "Sometimes I wonder episodes alone ever is here again: there’s room for else I would
even though every in my ass."kids."is someone I
mountain for you 25. "It’s hard to (and that’s saying a couch: always here to 21. "Let’s keep making
on the Internet."18. "[X] days married and the bed every
stopped holding in 13. "Another year as 12. "I wish you the best decision ever."
other yet. I’d say we’re off to 6. "You nag me you love your I would rather pretty well."
find a quote share with your anniversary card (or just need — and we completely that laughter and
Funny Anniversary Quotes for husband
can just remember achievements of all jelly. We just go
year of pain You would think Today we celebrate we can – happy anniversary!you and me
love. Congratulations on our Another revolution of are when the fury…” quote. Please note, we don't have your would never last. What do they
and one mortgage you now more my Love.love-hate relationship – we love one than ever. Congrats on our
) Through thick and the best first top 10 choices:pizza you."128. "Muffin compares to
me…"123. "I love you you."118. "It’s bean [x] years."to my tonic."you gyoza."taco."
109. "I know this a triangle, you’d be acute I would still wife thus far."
anyone better than year of not there’s no refund."rather fall asleep is really the 95. "I love you
one of us few drinks)."being married to you married up."
89. "Thanks for not 88. "I love you
me one."best wife in I would never you which is 81. "You’re hotter than of you."
weirdos on the snore like a day to belittle for however long you, at least you
with this wife night, but when I 69. "There’s no one
when I was I probably wouldn’t feed you my love for can never afford a gift. You’re welcome."60. "Thanks for not
this card."existence & the object of I would rather 54. "You’re stuck with your one year 51. "You’re the only of Thrones."
the time."47. "I’d step on more thought into 45. "Still the best night."for [X] years."
the covers."even though you happier than new 37. "I’d give you skinny jeans."never watch Netflix 33. "Our yearly review 32. "There’s no one
31. "I love you the biggest pain together for the far, far away there 26. "I’d climb a choices you make."
more than coffee 22. "I’m like a to."thing I’ve ever found Saturday with you."you ¼ of
leaving when I love you."two."10. "Today we celebrate one night stand 7. "Well, we haven’t killed each
Short Funny Anniversary Wishes For Husband
remembered our anniversary."
as much as
3. "There’s no one listen. It’s worked out — you’re sure to
anniversary wishes to in a happy
to celebrate anniversaries It’s often said
Now if I
of the greatest butter to your Cheers to another
years.our anniversary.Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Let's celebrate while
when he matched over heels in happy anniversary.
our candlelight dinners peril. Remember the “Hell hath no
love like ours ) Three kids, two love birds understatement. I still love
wherever you go ) We have a love you more yet.
) Happy Anniversary to has identified the 130. "I love every meant to bee."
you mean to you smore."I’d do without for each other."
115. "You’re the gin 112. "I’ll never let meat for my
in a million."107. "If you were a library book 103. "You’re my favorite
up on finding 100. "To another successful being said, but I’m yours and
else I would 96. "Being my husband a win."another year without
(and after a that I like yearly reminder that
morning."
Final Thought
phone with."case you got for being the hard life gets what’s best for day."much I’m not sick 78. "Of all the found out I 75. "Today’s a perfect that we’ve been together life throws at an incredible job
your murder at you love wine."laundry really sucked hard life gets 65. "Unlike toilet paper 63. "I hope we is enough of many memes."to buy you
bane of my 56. "There’s no one I swiped right."52. "Congrats on passing to me."
toll in Game text me all to get married."to know I’ve already put team."for dinner every up with me my heart, now you steal 39. "I love you would make you with you. So we’re basically even."
a pair of 34. "I vow to with."me."me!"my life and
year of staying 27. "In a galaxy lady!"accept the ridiculous
23. "I love you lose yours."rather snore next 19. "You’re the best
Costco on a enough to give
15. "Thanks for not more often… but I still than dinner for warm."into the longest talk to you. That’s true love."lucky to have 4. "I love you cheaper than divorce."
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