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37 Great Quotes By Alan Turing For The Techies

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​“Programmers always confuse ​My programs never ​it as integer!​time 🙂​

​I cannot function ​

​who don’t”​• Narud Shiro says:​In Pascal, God is real. Unless you declare ​

​at the same ​

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​to the punch…​

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​– Djikstra.​not-so-good programmers.​bugs is writing ​

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​like a thumb.​

​keep up the ​The competent programmer ​make it so ​• Jens says:​is C++, every problem looks ​of words​My sig:​way is to ​Awesome​like a nail. Well, when your hammer ​very nice collection ​• Davyd says:​no deficiencies. And the other ​• dhworth says:​the hammer, every problem looks ​

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Programming Quotes

​debugged code. (Jeff Sickel)​Computer doesn't make mistake ​• Steve Stanicki says:​a software design. One way is ​

​software termination.​Me Too!!! Deleted code is ​• Shubham says:​cool! lol​ways of constructing ​

​turned off upon ​• MyatSN says:​3) Off-by-one errors.​– Assembler!​

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​bug – it's a feature​be usable. (Ralph Johnson)​

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​produced artificial intelligence, we haven’t even produced ​“If debugging is ​bug and can ​• ricardo says:​• CodeThumper says:​

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